The internet nearly went shuttered by a pandemonium caused by The 1st Runners Up. One Miss Anita Mwasi blessed with a figure that even Kim Kardashian would envy sparked outrage. The gorgeous Lightskin Goddess can’t fathom how her sparkling elegance and undeniable glamour could not convince the gallery of panelists to be crowned Miss Tourism Tana River County.
Average folks too are in a tight spot. They can’t comprehend how a dreadful faced and KIMBO Tin shaped lass won the devotion of the honourable judges. It has been alleged that the judges “Oiled” their throats with expensive liquors to fortify themselves during the “Game Of Thrones ” and ended up overdoing it by making unconscious judgements.
People who spoke to Pokomo Magazine on condition of anonymity rebuffed the assertion that the judges “weight lifted”. They gave stories that dropped down so many jaws as narrated by Miss Alkaline, The 1st Runners Up.
Anita Mwasi spoke viciously about Shamim Maya Mohamed.This was what she alleged :
Mama Anita, the Biological Mother of the Crowned Miss Tourism “greased palms” with the honorable judges.
Her well knitted dress that she reserved for the very special day which could have won her accolades went missing just a day to the Show Casing Day.
She had a hot comb that the crowned Miss Tourism stole it. The hot comb was a beauty weapon used by our mothers during the Stone Age before the existence of Blow Dryers. It was this comb that Shamim Mayah Mohamed allegedly stole to complement her beauty.
Anita Mwasi, Our 1st Runners Up: strolled to the police corridors to seek for justice. As I massage the keyboard the matter is in the hands of the OCS GALOLE.
The beauty beasts will be battling it out in corridors of justice.Let us see who will outfox the other.
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