MISS TOURISM Vs 1st RUNNERS UP QUANDARY

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The internet nearly went shuttered by a pandemonium caused by The 1st Runners Up. One Miss Anita Mwasi blessed with a figure that even Kim Kardashian would envy sparked outrage. The gorgeous Lightskin Goddess can’t fathom how her sparkling elegance and undeniable glamour could not convince the gallery of panelists  to be crowned Miss Tourism Tana River County.

 

Average folks too are in a tight spot. They can’t comprehend how a dreadful faced and KIMBO Tin shaped lass won the devotion of the honourable judges. It has been alleged that the judges “Oiled” their throats with expensive liquors to fortify themselves during the “Game Of Thrones ” and ended up overdoing it by making unconscious judgements.

 

People who spoke to  Pokomo Magazine on condition of anonymity rebuffed the assertion that the judges “weight lifted”. They gave stories that  dropped down so many jaws as narrated by Miss Alkaline, The  1st Runners Up.

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Miss Tourism TANA River County

 

Anita Mwasi spoke viciously about Shamim Maya Mohamed.This was what she alleged :

 

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Mama Anita, the Biological Mother of the Crowned Miss Tourism “greased palms” with the honorable judges.

 

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Her well knitted dress that she reserved for the very special day which could have won her accolades went missing just a day to the Show Casing Day.

 

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She had a hot comb that  the crowned Miss Tourism stole it. The hot comb was a beauty weapon used by our mothers during the Stone Age before the existence of Blow Dryers. It was this comb that Shamim Mayah Mohamed allegedly stole to complement her beauty.

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The comb stolen by Miss Tourism

 

Anita Mwasi, Our 1st Runners Up: strolled  to the police corridors to seek for justice. As I massage the keyboard the matter is in the hands of the OCS GALOLE.

 

The beauty beasts will be battling it out in corridors of justice.Let us see who will outfox the other.

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24 COMMENTS

  1. it is only in tana river where everything doesn’t go right….they are ever in the media limelight….they are bewitched…

  2. Asie kubali kushindwa si mshindani wahenga wasema. Sasa basi uamuzi umetoka mayaa Mohammad kashinda jameni keleele za nini. Tomorrow is a day it is coming huenda mwengine akawa mshindi. Majaji wametoa uamuzi kwa utaalam wao uheshimiwe na tugange yajayo mwakani nafasi nyengine yaja

  3. Anita Mwasi is one chiquitta with no curves..there were contestants blessed than her. I was there i think she has no reasons to complain because contestant number 1 was more confident..number 5 looked like mobetto so curvacious..number 9 was a goddess and more and more. She should ask herself why the rest are quiet and only her is making noise. That is cheap fame.

  4. you should have seen the face of Anita when everything was over at the police station ….kubali matokeo yawaah eeeeh

  5. when Anita was asked what she wanted at first she said that she wanted the whole competition to be repeated and the following when miss tourism came to the police station with officials from the county gvn Anita was asked again what did she want , to my surprise she said all she wanted was apology from miss tourism….really Anita that was crazy…….

  6. you were not existing for the last five years and now because you snatched county’s top position you bring us pokomo magazine. Very primitive!!!

  7. Anita Mwasi. People are looking for bigger opportunities we need news not foolish fame. Warembo tuliwaona siku ile wenye huwafikii

  8. Congratulation to the winner, Anita plz stop this all drama and mavideos na usonge mbele na maisha. Focus on your life ,your still young dont destroy your image for shamefull things like that story ya comb.

  9. Ive had to read the article once again and to me, too much jargon, no juicy content. Biased and lacks objectivity. Its just a tool meant to undermine another and lift another. May be, Anita just slayed the writer long ago or he just gat a feeling for her and this would be a better platform. For the second time i can tell yah, the gods have chosen, God has affirmed. Take yo lose ass bitch to a weak, dumb battle.

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